Strawberry Mirinda Rocket and Volunteer Astronaut
The Problem with Outlaws
Even if governments confiscate devices, outlaws come up with alternative ways to propel objects into space.
As test results demonstrate, the reason Strawberry Mirinda doesn’t appear on the prohibited items list is because it doesn’t work.
Will I be considered an accessory to Arming A Squirrel with Dangerous Explosives if I follow the instructions anonymous left on my grocery list?
“Please buy Diet Coke and mint Mentos.”
Tales of Dragons, Rabbits and Roosters 